TERRIBLE! SPOOKY! SCARY!

First trial run with my chalkboard paint!

Chicken Fingers

I got it!

This is me figuring it out just moments before the anvil drops on my head.

Ugh Life

Popular culture is crushing my hope for mythical beasts. My outsider affinity for the comforting belief in all manner of other-worldly counter culture icons has been co-opted for use in the sale of beef jerky, deodorant, and all manner of useless hodgepodge. And while I still have faith in the legitimacy of Sasquatch, Nessie, Michael Jackson, and AIDS, out of respect I feel the need to retire them from use in my artistic vocabulary in hopes of preserving their dignity. This is a picture of a television executive riding a fake Unicorn while it stomps on my head. Let it be noted that real Unicorn leg fur is whiter than this, their hooves are real gold, I have a moustache in real life, and I don't wear t-shirts.

It's itchy . . .

Yikes!

My old drunk roommate came into the bar today, and by "old" I mean "former," but I guess she's kinda of life old too, for a chick at least. I finally had to throw her out after she started calling me a narc and throwing drinking straws at me. She looked like this:

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Duck Sucker

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A Little Stressed

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