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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oxGavT9btXc/TymY_4WDFyI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Hk5oJLvmyig/s1600/horrible.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="213" width="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oxGavT9btXc/TymY_4WDFyI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Hk5oJLvmyig/s320/horrible.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-3004487849007948046?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/3004487849007948046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=3004487849007948046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3004487849007948046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3004487849007948046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/its-depressing.html' title='Its Depressing'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oxGavT9btXc/TymY_4WDFyI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Hk5oJLvmyig/s72-c/horrible.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-8323576870403303130</id><published>2012-02-01T13:04:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T13:04:52.578-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nick of tim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bitches'/><title type='text'>That Is Weird</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EVHL3kteI6E/Tyio5EYx77I/AAAAAAAAAWg/_-uCaq2yJHQ/s1600/i%2Bheard%2Byou.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="217" width="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EVHL3kteI6E/Tyio5EYx77I/AAAAAAAAAWg/_-uCaq2yJHQ/s320/i%2Bheard%2Byou.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-7343771497204946459?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/7343771497204946459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=7343771497204946459' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/7343771497204946459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/7343771497204946459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/i-love-you.html' title='I Love You'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EVHL3kteI6E/Tyio5EYx77I/AAAAAAAAAWg/_-uCaq2yJHQ/s72-c/i%2Bheard%2Byou.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2063204046735186606</id><published>2012-02-01T13:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T13:02:36.507-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><title type='text'>Feed Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OuhNu2APxLk/Tyim02nobmI/AAAAAAAAAV8/ieHp9f_y-HE/s1600/feed%2Bme.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="253" width="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OuhNu2APxLk/Tyim02nobmI/AAAAAAAAAV8/ieHp9f_y-HE/s320/feed%2Bme.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-2063204046735186606?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/2063204046735186606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=2063204046735186606' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2063204046735186606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2063204046735186606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/feed-me.html' title='Feed Me'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OuhNu2APxLk/Tyim02nobmI/AAAAAAAAAV8/ieHp9f_y-HE/s72-c/feed%2Bme.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6598632764578816939</id><published>2012-02-01T13:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T13:01:16.183-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfinished business'/><title type='text'>Unfinished Business</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J_FtH43Mc3M/TyimZQzwQjI/AAAAAAAAAVk/DPkBQQrpsoU/s1600/done.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="321" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J_FtH43Mc3M/TyimZQzwQjI/AAAAAAAAAVk/DPkBQQrpsoU/s400/done.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6598632764578816939?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6598632764578816939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6598632764578816939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6598632764578816939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6598632764578816939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/unfinished-business.html' title='Unfinished Business'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J_FtH43Mc3M/TyimZQzwQjI/AAAAAAAAAVk/DPkBQQrpsoU/s72-c/done.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2926853253175824021</id><published>2012-02-01T13:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T13:00:07.843-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='moustache'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby wif moustache'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Baby Wif Moustache</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnlzN8JrEqA/TyimMIxPslI/AAAAAAAAAVY/QQDDA1AWEWk/s1600/baby%2Bwif%2Bmoustache.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="293" width="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnlzN8JrEqA/TyimMIxPslI/AAAAAAAAAVY/QQDDA1AWEWk/s320/baby%2Bwif%2Bmoustache.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-2926853253175824021?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/2926853253175824021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=2926853253175824021' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2926853253175824021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2926853253175824021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/baby-wif-moustache.html' title='Baby Wif Moustache'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnlzN8JrEqA/TyimMIxPslI/AAAAAAAAAVY/QQDDA1AWEWk/s72-c/baby%2Bwif%2Bmoustache.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-3382703127095407749</id><published>2012-02-01T12:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T12:59:13.973-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blow jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aliens'/><title type='text'>Yes, I am truly THIS immature.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DFcCqvyY8mI/TyiltRV9oYI/AAAAAAAAAVA/P-mCN47M7SA/s1600/alien.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="380" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DFcCqvyY8mI/TyiltRV9oYI/AAAAAAAAAVA/P-mCN47M7SA/s400/alien.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-3382703127095407749?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/3382703127095407749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=3382703127095407749' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3382703127095407749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3382703127095407749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/02/yes-i-am-truly-this-immature.html' title='Yes, I am truly THIS immature.'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DFcCqvyY8mI/TyiltRV9oYI/AAAAAAAAAVA/P-mCN47M7SA/s72-c/alien.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-1410985125751285225</id><published>2012-01-13T22:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-14T16:01:18.945-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cigarettes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bamboo earrings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drawing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trannies'/><title type='text'>Trannies, Cigs, and Bamboo Earrings</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;&lt;big&gt;As odd as it may sound, I do not like to draw.  Its annoying and tedious and I'm not good at it.  But, when I find myself doing it, two of my honest to goodness favorite things to draw, respectively, are trannies and cigarettes.  Here I've brought the two together to form yet another Nate Turbow masterpiece, with a bamboo earring thrown in for good measure.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q8UzKxBvhyg/TxHsn4mtmYI/AAAAAAAAAUs/uPQZSfKJ56M/s1600/tranny.5.color.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="340" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q8UzKxBvhyg/TxHsn4mtmYI/AAAAAAAAAUs/uPQZSfKJ56M/s400/tranny.5.color.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-1410985125751285225?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/1410985125751285225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=1410985125751285225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1410985125751285225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1410985125751285225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/trannies-cigs-and-bamboo-earrings.html' title='Trannies, Cigs, and Bamboo Earrings'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q8UzKxBvhyg/TxHsn4mtmYI/AAAAAAAAAUs/uPQZSfKJ56M/s72-c/tranny.5.color.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-5721869849236115168</id><published>2012-01-11T16:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-11T16:28:22.517-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute puppies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>Cute Puppy Video Scene</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OV_NPgokz2Y/Tw3-x4skDQI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bqIFGsUjwYw/s1600/cute%2Bpuppy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="210" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OV_NPgokz2Y/Tw3-x4skDQI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bqIFGsUjwYw/s400/cute%2Bpuppy.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-5721869849236115168?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/5721869849236115168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=5721869849236115168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5721869849236115168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5721869849236115168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/cute-puppy-video-scene.html' title='Cute Puppy Video Scene'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OV_NPgokz2Y/Tw3-x4skDQI/AAAAAAAAAUU/bqIFGsUjwYw/s72-c/cute%2Bpuppy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-546617781623237495</id><published>2012-01-06T18:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T18:46:49.548-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muscles'/><title type='text'>Ladies, please, relax. There's enough of me to go around.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a23oZI5OHVY/TweHibUuKqI/AAAAAAAAAUI/S1Q8-zfvrmM/s1600/keepin%2Bit%2Btight.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="242" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a23oZI5OHVY/TweHibUuKqI/AAAAAAAAAUI/S1Q8-zfvrmM/s400/keepin%2Bit%2Btight.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-546617781623237495?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/546617781623237495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=546617781623237495' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/546617781623237495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/546617781623237495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/ladies-relax-thereheres.html' title='Ladies, please, relax. There&apos;s enough of me to go around.'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a23oZI5OHVY/TweHibUuKqI/AAAAAAAAAUI/S1Q8-zfvrmM/s72-c/keepin%2Bit%2Btight.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-3640709988565740339</id><published>2012-01-06T15:42:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T15:43:58.260-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><title type='text'>Yup.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yEnJBFzoFqA/TwddAOs2NxI/AAAAAAAAAT8/SoODyoem5M8/s1600/i%2Bhate%2Byou.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="254" width="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yEnJBFzoFqA/TwddAOs2NxI/AAAAAAAAAT8/SoODyoem5M8/s320/i%2Bhate%2Byou.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-3640709988565740339?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/3640709988565740339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=3640709988565740339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3640709988565740339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/3640709988565740339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/yup.html' title='Yup.'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yEnJBFzoFqA/TwddAOs2NxI/AAAAAAAAAT8/SoODyoem5M8/s72-c/i%2Bhate%2Byou.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-1686990835206343815</id><published>2012-01-06T15:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T15:42:04.692-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bunny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fuck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rabbit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ribbit'/><title type='text'>Fuck off.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lglkTZzQu9A/TwdcdNKtVOI/AAAAAAAAATk/DqkDDzjruZQ/s1600/ribbit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="368" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lglkTZzQu9A/TwdcdNKtVOI/AAAAAAAAATk/DqkDDzjruZQ/s400/ribbit.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-1686990835206343815?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/1686990835206343815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=1686990835206343815' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1686990835206343815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1686990835206343815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/fuck-off.html' title='Fuck off.'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lglkTZzQu9A/TwdcdNKtVOI/AAAAAAAAATk/DqkDDzjruZQ/s72-c/ribbit.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-4263123914741595895</id><published>2012-01-06T15:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T15:40:41.588-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><title type='text'>Nerd!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C70Y344iXj0/TwdcLqxReKI/AAAAAAAAATY/-FzvtYKIOL4/s1600/nerd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="301" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C70Y344iXj0/TwdcLqxReKI/AAAAAAAAATY/-FzvtYKIOL4/s400/nerd.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-4263123914741595895?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/4263123914741595895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=4263123914741595895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/4263123914741595895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/4263123914741595895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/nerd.html' title='Nerd!'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C70Y344iXj0/TwdcLqxReKI/AAAAAAAAATY/-FzvtYKIOL4/s72-c/nerd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-7739908001131661109</id><published>2012-01-04T16:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T16:51:01.162-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self-portrait'/><title type='text'>First Self-Portrait of 2012</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V2B6-CjAF2k/TwTJo9D4oTI/AAAAAAAAATM/hTVEFX7vMWY/s1600/self-portnate.2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="290" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V2B6-CjAF2k/TwTJo9D4oTI/AAAAAAAAATM/hTVEFX7vMWY/s400/self-portnate.2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-7739908001131661109?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/7739908001131661109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=7739908001131661109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/7739908001131661109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/7739908001131661109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/first-self-portrait-of-2012.html' title='First Self-Portrait of 2012'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V2B6-CjAF2k/TwTJo9D4oTI/AAAAAAAAATM/hTVEFX7vMWY/s72-c/self-portnate.2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-939964441650746884</id><published>2012-01-04T16:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T16:02:55.518-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='national spaghetti day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pasta'/><title type='text'>National Spaghetti Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hhWolCYBPuk/TwS-XuAOABI/AAAAAAAAATA/y1pk8Z9_7AQ/s1600/spaghettiz%2Bw%253Asauce.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="256" width="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hhWolCYBPuk/TwS-XuAOABI/AAAAAAAAATA/y1pk8Z9_7AQ/s320/spaghettiz%2Bw%253Asauce.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-939964441650746884?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/939964441650746884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=939964441650746884' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/939964441650746884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/939964441650746884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2012/01/national-spaghetti-day.html' title='National Spaghetti Day'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hhWolCYBPuk/TwS-XuAOABI/AAAAAAAAATA/y1pk8Z9_7AQ/s72-c/spaghettiz%2Bw%253Asauce.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-87607706235282312</id><published>2011-12-30T13:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-30T13:27:56.745-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S Magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cartoonings'/><title type='text'>S Magazine</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="50"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smagazine.com/blog/2011/12/30/am-i-not-getting-laid-from-you-tonight/"&gt;CARTOONINGS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font size&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-87607706235282312?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/87607706235282312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=87607706235282312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/87607706235282312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/87607706235282312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/12/s-magazine.html' title='S Magazine'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2734100240676349301</id><published>2011-12-21T19:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-21T19:05:35.373-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hanukkah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='throw up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy holidays'/><title type='text'>HAPPY HOLIDAYS!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Snakes are complicated, and I am clearly very simple.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YE2R0nsVfcY/Tu9qYaipOLI/AAAAAAAAASc/CIUtea_-fko/s1600/snake%2Bwrestler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" width="203" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YE2R0nsVfcY/Tu9qYaipOLI/AAAAAAAAASc/CIUtea_-fko/s320/snake%2Bwrestler.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-5524521214355950299?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/5524521214355950299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=5524521214355950299' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5524521214355950299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5524521214355950299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/12/snake-wrangling.html' title='Snake Wrangling'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YE2R0nsVfcY/Tu9qYaipOLI/AAAAAAAAASc/CIUtea_-fko/s72-c/snake%2Bwrestler.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-5104841340227319961</id><published>2011-12-18T18:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T18:08:14.664-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Reluctant Dinosaur'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jagermeister'/><title type='text'>Dino Jager</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PTPs9UlKtaA/TujotYNR88I/AAAAAAAAAQs/dvTyt0Nisb8/s1600/masterbatiodon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="199" width="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PTPs9UlKtaA/TujotYNR88I/AAAAAAAAAQs/dvTyt0Nisb8/s320/masterbatiodon.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-9155447504124665269?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/9155447504124665269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=9155447504124665269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/9155447504124665269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/9155447504124665269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/12/woolly-mammoth.html' title='Woolly Mammoth'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PTPs9UlKtaA/TujotYNR88I/AAAAAAAAAQs/dvTyt0Nisb8/s72-c/masterbatiodon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2983142437453014230</id><published>2011-12-04T19:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-04T19:54:15.210-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MUSHY BRAINS'/><title type='text'>Its been a long weekend . . .</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mYxkqQRI3Fk/TtwV9KK4xiI/AAAAAAAAAPM/HT412rbh7Uk/s1600/mushy%2Bbrainz.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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They also all look the same to me, so that helps. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IqFoj1Hh_cU/TsnHqBY3oyI/AAAAAAAAAPA/bSwngHR4Vg0/s1600/angry%2Bwoman.3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IqFoj1Hh_cU/TsnHqBY3oyI/AAAAAAAAAPA/bSwngHR4Vg0/s400/angry%2Bwoman.3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677288330018399010" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4TzD7CePNdg/TsnG7fKYOKI/AAAAAAAAAOo/Yqm1ad1cZc0/s1600/angry%2Bwoman.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4TzD7CePNdg/TsnG7fKYOKI/AAAAAAAAAOo/Yqm1ad1cZc0/s400/angry%2Bwoman.2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677287530556831906" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8QAo5xXdaTk/TsnGxkEhRMI/AAAAAAAAAOc/VX_JqCIWVCQ/s1600/angry%2Bwoman.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wIOpHmP5xq8/Tsmpb16TQQI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/hX5BWUK1vXM/s400/taco%2Btrucks.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677255101070393602" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-1697067044999812224?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/1697067044999812224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=1697067044999812224' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1697067044999812224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1697067044999812224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/11/really-good-art.html' title='Really Good Art'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wIOpHmP5xq8/Tsmpb16TQQI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/hX5BWUK1vXM/s72-c/taco%2Btrucks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-5119884144267263270</id><published>2011-11-18T15:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T15:56:32.231-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='that guy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Yup</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FS5LRRp-BUQ/TsbGbA-JkhI/AAAAAAAAAOA/JCMs0lJfDps/s1600/THAT%2Bguy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 349px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FS5LRRp-BUQ/TsbGbA-JkhI/AAAAAAAAAOA/JCMs0lJfDps/s400/THAT%2Bguy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676442547766530578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-5119884144267263270?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/5119884144267263270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=5119884144267263270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5119884144267263270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/5119884144267263270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/11/yup.html' title='Yup'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FS5LRRp-BUQ/TsbGbA-JkhI/AAAAAAAAAOA/JCMs0lJfDps/s72-c/THAT%2Bguy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-8611063662039235756</id><published>2011-11-18T15:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T15:55:39.629-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Material</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TSRdqPt6Z9I/TsbGM2-J5aI/AAAAAAAAAN0/-4_pQr9hkT4/s1600/joke%2Bsteal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 382px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kkCyZgDRMpE/TsbFvFRq5XI/AAAAAAAAANc/zPPUL0s-Wlg/s400/dinosaur%2Bghost.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676441793007904114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6952927937293874260?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6952927937293874260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6952927937293874260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6952927937293874260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6952927937293874260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/11/dinosaur-ghost.html' title='Dinosaur Ghost'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kkCyZgDRMpE/TsbFvFRq5XI/AAAAAAAAANc/zPPUL0s-Wlg/s72-c/dinosaur%2Bghost.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-447268402230266563</id><published>2011-11-18T15:45:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-18T15:52:40.269-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cartoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cocaine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drugs'/><title type='text'>Words From The Genius</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Oq5Ii7RVGyc/TsbE6bof9RI/AAAAAAAAANQ/idaFL9oeHHo/s1600/NEVER.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 326px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zLZ4j4fAGw4/TqcwTxR2ysI/AAAAAAAAAKc/VoQa82vSuT4/s400/throwing%2Bup.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667551772272937666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-82m7L3T3v5c/TqcwO4xgHGI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/1eFKgF2kne8/s1600/wrestling.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-82m7L3T3v5c/TqcwO4xgHGI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/1eFKgF2kne8/s400/wrestling.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667551688385371234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uv20o6jUtfo/TqcwKFSgnWI/AAAAAAAAAKE/twZmvCWr_Nc/s1600/fingernail.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; 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cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xX_11b48iZU/TqcwAlzOC4I/AAAAAAAAAJs/szJROLIMksg/s400/slouching.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667551442774133634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c5M8MKEKsWo/Tqcv8CFWsJI/AAAAAAAAAJg/koYKOBpuFxE/s1600/stuff.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 164px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c5M8MKEKsWo/Tqcv8CFWsJI/AAAAAAAAAJg/koYKOBpuFxE/s400/stuff.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667551364467044498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-4715220070929115882?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/4715220070929115882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=4715220070929115882' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/4715220070929115882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/4715220070929115882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/10/things-im-good-at.html' title='THINGS I&apos;M GOOD AT'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zLZ4j4fAGw4/TqcwTxR2ysI/AAAAAAAAAKc/VoQa82vSuT4/s72-c/throwing%2Bup.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-9122489718795792611</id><published>2011-10-10T16:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-12T19:18:18.968-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the rent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>The Rent</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NmVASWcRJYQ/TpNZ8L7lwII/AAAAAAAAAHw/fPJWbXvmFLc/s1600/the%2Brent.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 304px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NmVASWcRJYQ/TpNZ8L7lwII/AAAAAAAAAHw/fPJWbXvmFLc/s400/the%2Brent.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5661968047064596610" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-9122489718795792611?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/9122489718795792611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=9122489718795792611' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/9122489718795792611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/9122489718795792611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/10/rent.html' title='The Rent'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NmVASWcRJYQ/TpNZ8L7lwII/AAAAAAAAAHw/fPJWbXvmFLc/s72-c/the%2Brent.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6900430071247638717</id><published>2011-10-09T13:51:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T13:52:58.311-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unicorn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brontosaurus'/><title type='text'>Brontosaurus vs Unicorn</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sKVDOpFlUCs/TpHfbBodbRI/AAAAAAAAAHo/PkpEzEZn43Y/s1600/dinosaur%2Bfight.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sKVDOpFlUCs/TpHfbBodbRI/AAAAAAAAAHo/PkpEzEZn43Y/s400/dinosaur%2Bfight.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5661551861969022226" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6900430071247638717?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6900430071247638717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6900430071247638717' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6900430071247638717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6900430071247638717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/10/brontosaurus-vs-unicorn.html' title='Brontosaurus vs Unicorn'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sKVDOpFlUCs/TpHfbBodbRI/AAAAAAAAAHo/PkpEzEZn43Y/s72-c/dinosaur%2Bfight.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2095525863687292930</id><published>2011-09-24T17:41:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-27T16:17:58.049-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phalli'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nipples'/><title type='text'>nipples</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;big&gt;Like most great artists, I'm obsessed with all things phallic and all things nipple-like.  I'm not sure if the two are connected; it may be that in my mind nipples are just tiny phalli.  Or it may be that they both hold respective special places in my heart. I like to think its the latter; the penis thing being a result of having one, and the nipple thing a result of my first memories being a nipple in my mouth.  Either way I love nipples.  I'd eat them like Chex® Mix if I could. Thats all. 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6292283021744674501</id><published>2011-09-06T17:16:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T17:16:41.356-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nose-pizza'/><title type='text'>The Worst</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/bracing.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6292283021744674501?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-7664172738685571842</id><published>2011-08-30T00:29:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T00:30:50.489-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self-depreciate'/><title type='text'>Too Old</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/depreciate.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-7664172738685571842?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6484515820607401244</id><published>2011-08-30T00:29:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T00:29:41.000-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ski mask'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Ski Mask</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/skimask.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6484515820607401244?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-8623810125647803061</id><published>2011-08-14T16:56:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-15T15:10:46.065-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weather'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inspiration'/><title type='text'>My lack of inspiration can't stop me!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/weather-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-8623810125647803061?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2927878330015194008</id><published>2011-08-14T16:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-15T15:10:37.718-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nipple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Ding Dong</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/dingdong.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-2927878330015194008?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6088485495305058607</id><published>2011-08-14T16:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-15T15:10:25.429-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teeth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Changing The World</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/yourteeth.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6088485495305058607?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6288317889830814885</id><published>2011-08-01T18:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-08-01T18:17:55.996-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no finger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no legs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no arms'/><title type='text'>:(</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/armsoff.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/legsoff.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/fingeroff.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6288317889830814885?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6288317889830814885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6288317889830814885' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6288317889830814885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Girl</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/likeagirl-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-7343566116928100715?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/7343566116928100715/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=7343566116928100715' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/7343566116928100715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='text'>Big Boy Pants</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/bogboypants.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6527161432658149540?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6527161432658149540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6527161432658149540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6527161432658149540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6527161432658149540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/08/big-boy-pants.html' title='Big Boy Pants'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-1631754945092243809</id><published>2011-07-29T20:51:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:51:45.483-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='adults'/><title type='text'>Grown Ups</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/grownups.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-1631754945092243809?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/1631754945092243809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=1631754945092243809' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1631754945092243809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/1631754945092243809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/07/grown-ups.html' title='Grown Ups'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-8099273103891651592</id><published>2011-07-29T20:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:51:03.092-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coffee'/><title type='text'>Hard Parts</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/hardestpart.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-8099273103891651592?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/8099273103891651592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=8099273103891651592' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/8099273103891651592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/8099273103891651592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/07/hard-parts.html' title='Hard Parts'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-2239596790408467</id><published>2011-07-29T20:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:50:15.822-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cartoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><title type='text'>Turns out, I AM predictable.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/hilariousconvo.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-2239596790408467?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/2239596790408467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=2239596790408467' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2239596790408467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/2239596790408467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/07/turns-out-i-am-predictable.html' title='Turns out, I AM predictable.'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-6202239216317983939</id><published>2011-07-29T20:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:49:26.943-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roommates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soap'/><title type='text'>Soap</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/soap.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-6202239216317983939?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/feeds/6202239216317983939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2279553617493128994&amp;postID=6202239216317983939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6202239216317983939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2279553617493128994/posts/default/6202239216317983939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.nateturbow.com/2011/07/soap.html' title='Soap'/><author><name>Nate Turbow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17886087699362120997</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-958894589686386012</id><published>2011-07-29T20:47:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:47:58.432-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='throwing up'/><title type='text'>Lifestyle Choice</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/throw-up.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-958894589686386012?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-v4Vwha1BRo/S8Oy8PH8CLI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UxTjmf_5ykM/S220/ants.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2279553617493128994.post-663594030346206347</id><published>2011-07-29T20:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T20:47:18.039-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nate Turbow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jerking off'/><title type='text'>Turned Off</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/nateturbow3/turned-off.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2279553617493128994-663594030346206347?l=www.nateturbow.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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