Saturday, September 24, 2011

nipples

Like most great artists, I'm obsessed with all things phallic and all things nipple-like. I'm not sure if the two are connected; it may be that in my mind nipples are just tiny phalli. Or it may be that they both hold respective special places in my heart. I like to think its the latter; the penis thing being a result of having one, and the nipple thing a result of my first memories being a nipple in my mouth. Either way I love nipples. I'd eat them like Chex® Mix if I could. Thats all. (click link below for more nippleness)


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Monday, September 12, 2011

Idiots!

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Thanks

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Euphemisms!

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Good Looks

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Face Tat

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The Hand

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Assholes

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Friday, September 9, 2011

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Crack!

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Last Night

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The Wazoo

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blog

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Ear Problems

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This Dude

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Potato McMahon

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The Worst

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Drakkar Nate

Just released my first lifestyle-scent. Smells like stale alcohol, empty coke bags, unopened condoms, and unrealized potential. Gives any wearer the sour air of self-defeat. Perfect for blind dates and Bar Mitzvahs.
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Thursday, September 1, 2011